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         "STATE OF QUEENSLAND"
(This land  is my  land  from  Coolangatta  to the  Far North Islands.  This land  was made  by Me and Mee)
 Bees  and  Gees  come  out  to  see  the  State  of  Queensland,  Queensland,Â
 B-Beautiful  Queensland,   Please  come  out  to  see  your  Mees  and  Dees.
 MuMees  in  Queensland?   DaDees  in  Queensland?  Meesland!  B-BeautifulÂ
 Beesland. Please come out to see the  State of Queensland, Q-Q-Queensland                (seeBees and seeGees...seeMuMees and seeDaDees)       Mrs Noughtfear 000
COMING SOON AUDITIONS FOR THE KEY CHARACTERS OF THE SMART STATE MOVIE
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ONETWELVE =Â TWOELEVEN = WELOVETEN
SMART + STATEÂ =Â QUEENSLANDÂ Â 5 + 5Â =Â 10
"So you are saying you are The Channel Nine Logo and  The Father of The Wun Family of Queensland?
And you turn into the most disgusting pineapple in the movie to become the Father of all The Little Wuns
in Queensland?  And Mrs Noughtfear is a Nun who becomes  The Mother of Queensland who takes The
Little Wuns away. Between you, there are eight children that keep you apart.?"
"That's not quite right! In the movie  The Number Nine  is actually  Nineapple Pineapple The Father and
Sun of Queensland, Â the Dumbest Pineapple, Â not the most disgusting pineapple. Â Whenever one of The
Little Wuns is  missing I become  The Smartest Pineapple in  Queensland to find  The Little Wun  who is missing hiding in the Pear Trees singing with the six behind the Wall of Bricks.
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Mrs Noughtfear will always be The None as far as  I am concerned and I am Still The One who stands by
her but she's not The None I dream of. She's a psychonumeric chairsentient who claims she can read my
mind by smelling me. I am glad I am not chairsentient because I know very well her habits. We each have
different versions of where The Little Wuns came from.Â
She is confusing them by telling them they came from the Bottom of a None when I know for a fact all TheÂ
Little Ones came from the Top of a Nine with Nine Apples and we are Still The Wuns  to this day, not her.
Some criticize me for marrying Three Nones as One Nun but Three Nones equal One None so I say it isÂ
OK in Queensland. I mean what can you do with only One None? How could One None do all the work?
My role is very important for Queensland. Imagine Queensland  without the letter L  or the Unseen Lad in Queensland. What would we have in Queensland?  Queens and Pineapples?"
MUM Â PLEASE TELL ME THE TRUTH. Â WHERE DID Â THE LITTLE WUNS COME FROM?
We all belong to The Wun Family Of Queensland my child. You are a cross between The Nun Family and The Sun Family of Queensland. Your father is  really Nineapple PineappleThe Father and  Sun of Queensland. I created him  in my own imagination as a Disabled pineapple to save him from the cannery.
I am Mrs Noughtfear The Mother and  Number Nun of Queensland. From my bottom came The Sun of Queensland. I told him to go away but The Sun of Queensland will always return.  He is always  embarassing me pretending to be  a stuffed pineapple
in a wheelchair who can't support us anymore.Â
The Sun of Queensland wants to reign over us for a thousand years. He is so dumb he's on www.queenslandthedumbstate.com Now ask him what is his problem?
DAD Â PLEASE TELL Â ME THE TRUTH. Â WHERE DID THE LITTLE WUNS Â COME FROM?
Dream, Sea and  Move  the  World in Queensland
If  you want to see  The Smart State Movie  "Day For Daniel" you will have to use your imagination because someone keeps taking it away. Don't worry, it's easy. One second you have no idea then abracadabra  you have  an idea.  Where do  ideas come from?  No ideas turn  into ideas  by magic from Nothing. They don't slowly evolve. Nothing just turns into Something by magic.Â
Once you get your first idea,  just keep multiplying it and exchange your ideas with others.  And if  you haven't  enough money  to go to  the movies  you can recreate The Smart State Movie in your imagination.  That's why  Queensland  is Smart. Â
$9.99 QueenslandTheSmartState.com
$9.99 QueenslandTheDumbState.com
Another Smart State Movie
QÂ U E E N SÂ LÂ A NÂ D
PÂ I Â N EÂ A P Â P L EÂ S
OÂ 1Â Â 2 3 4 Â 5Â 6 Â 7 Â 8Â 9
My father  is really The Number Nine  who plays the role of  Nineapple Pineapple  The Father and  Sun ofÂ
Queensland who is disabled. He formed The  Queensland Disabled Pineapple  Association  to  find  The
Little Wun  who  is  missing. He is  represented  by  the letter D  in Queensland  and whenever  one of the
little wuns is missing, he keeps looking until he finds them.Â
I am one of the eight little wuns that keep our parents apart.  We are four boys  represented by the letters
L, U, N and  A,  and  four girls represented by  the letters  S, E, E and N  who play  the role  of  The LUNA
brothers and  The SEEN sisters in Queensland. Whenever one of  The Little Wuns  is missing,  six plays
the role of  THE UNSEEN LAD  represented by the  Letter L in Queensland.  We're all Rainbow Children
stolen from South Australia.
QUEEN BEE MOTHER Â Â Â Â Â LITTLEÂ BEES & GEES Â Â Â DISABLED DEE FATHER
Beware of your Mother child. She's into Australian Numerature, Queensland Disabled Pineapple Mathematics,  Lite racy Numeracy,  Six Education  with  The Bees  and The Threes and Numeropoly Bored Games.  She thinks  she's  so smart  on her  new site Queenslandthesmartstate.com.  Now ask your Mother to tell  The Truth for once,  and don't  tell her  I've been  talking  about her.  She's  a Cross Woman  from The Cross in New South Wales and now she's selling The Decimal System in Queensland.Â
Producers of Imaginary Movies in Queensland: A Smart State Initiative of The Beattie GovernmentÂ
Currently reproducing "Day For Daniel" How to find The Little One who is missing in Queensland
The former Premier  walked the  Pine Line  at the  Golden Circle Cannery when he  was overcome with the  idea that  one day  he would create  The Smart State  and registered  Queensland as  The Smart State to stop other states from being smart.  Then the Smart Government  came up with the idea to register  QueenslandTheDumbState.com so that no other states could use it.
Then another Premier came up with a Smart Idea to get rid of QueenslandTheSmartState.com and QueenslandTheDumbState.com to save money. Then I asked how much for the names and raised $9.99  each to stop other states getting too smart.  QueenslandTheSmartState.com is now for The Mother of Queensland  and  QueenslandTheDumbState.com is now for The Father of Queensland.
And  QueenslandTheSunshineState.com  is for all  the little wuns in the world to help their parents.
All numbers  are equal  except  for my Mother the Number None,  who is  most equal.  She acts  like The
Queen Bee of Queensland  and thinks She is above us all but  She is really Nothing but a creator of Bee Problems.  She plays  the role of  Mrs Noughtfear, The Number Nun, Three Nones  which equal One Nun represented by 000 and the letter Q in Queensland.
Real 9 Apples   Real People
QNEEDSUALD
      UNSEENLAD
QUEENSLAND
THREE NONES WHO ARE ONE NUN Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â EIGHT LITTLE WUNS Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â ONE NINE FATHER & SUN
HAVE Â YOU Â SEEN Â THIS Â CAR Â IN QUEENSLAND? THIS Â IS Â THE Â NOUGHTY Â CAR Â WHO Â TOOK Â ALL THE Â LITTLE Â WUNS Â AWAY Â FROM QUEENSLAND
THE LITTLE WUNS WERE HIDDEN UNDER THE BONNET Â OF THE NOUGHTY CAR
PÂ Â Â iiIÂ Â Â iiNEÂ APPLiiES
THE SMART STATE MOVIE WAS ABOUT THE LITTLE WUN WHO WAS MISSING
             "DAY FOR DANIEL"
FEATURING Â REAL Â QUEENSLAND Â PINEAPPLES, Â NUMBERS Â AND Â PEOPLE
WWW.DECIMALSYSTEM.COM
The Queensland Decimal System  is different Â
It  contains  Literacy  Numeracy and  Six  Education with  The Bees and The Threes and  The Fruit Roots
 I know no fear  I know no danger  I know Nothing....Mrs Noughtfear 000 Psychonumeric Clairsentient Number Therapist
WWW.QUEENSLANDTHESMARTSTATE.COM
QUEENSLAND MADE A BIG PINEAPPLE MOVIE
NINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE WAS LOOKING FOR THE LITTLE ONE Â WHO WAS MISSING IN QUEENSLAND
NINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE AND THE THREE BEES
QUEENSLAND MADE A Â LITTLE PINEAPPLE MOVIE
STATE OF QUEENSLAND
THE Â SUNSHINE Â STATE
  THE SMART STATE
 STATE OF TAKING OFF
The movie is  about  my birthdate and how it applies to Queensland
QUEENSLAND MADE A BIG PINEAPPLE MOVIE
The Unseen Lad is missing in  Queensland and is nowhere to be found.  Who are you going to call?  Call Nineapple Pineapple of  The Queensland  Disabled  Pineapple  Association.  That's who. Only he knows
how to  journey up  The apple Tree Road  to find The Unseen Lad  hiding in  The Pear Trees singing with
The Six behind The Wall of Bricks.
We are  all pineapples in Queensland my child. Your mother  thinks she  is a Nun but she really is a None existing Nun. You did not come from the bottom of a Nun. That's disgusting. You came from the top of a Pineapple with Nine Apples. Â
Your mother is really  a topless pineapple and she was  once arrested  for appearing topless in public. That's why she always  covers her head  like a Nun.  I fathered you all from my  top till I could bear no more fruit. That's how I  ended up  disabled in this wheelchair. Your mother calls me disabled but I never told anyone  about her before.
She is  not  supposed  to call me  the  most  disabled  pineapple  in Queensland. She should  refer  to me as a  pineapple with multiple disabilities  from New South Wales.
She is  always  making  negative  inferences  about me, calling me her Dumb Sun of Queensland, I am her husband and can prove it but don't really want to.
We  were  not created  in the  imagination  of  a Nothing None. We all  evolved from Nothing. Pineapples came from pineapple tops and tops came from pineapples.Â
Chickens came  from eggs and eggs came  from  chicken's bottoms until they could bear no more. That's disgusting but it's true.
WWW.THE STATE OF QUEENSLAND.COM
Produced at Filmwest by  David Smith and Jon Noble with  Captain Pilot featuring  The Surfer's Paradise Meter Maids and The Queensland Multicops looking for The Little One who was missing in Queensland......................starring Ben Rogers as the star
THEYÂ Â SEE
ANAGRAMS
 THE  EYES
www.thestateofqueensland.com
Bee Here    Bee There    Bee  Where
We  have  to remember  The Three Bees when we go out
The movie is  about Nineapple Pineapple and The Three Bees
QUEENSLAND MADE A BIG PINEAPPLE MOVIE ABOUT THE THREE BEES
From the story of Nineapple Pineapple and The Threes Bees came The Smart State Movie "Day For Daniel"
Always remember The Three Bees when you go out
WHO IS THE QUEEN BEE OF QUEENSLAND?
WHO ARE THE THREE BEES IN QUEENSLAND?
So you're The Q Bee of Q? What are you going to do about that silly       pineapple on my land?
   We've been trying to
get rid of him for years Ma'am, but he says he owns Queensland from Colangatta to the Far North Islands. He's a Queensland Icon. I con Queenslanders he says.
The Three Bees
Joh Anna Peter
KNOWHEREÂ THEYÂ AREÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â NOT
THEYÂ AREÂ KNOWHERE
HAVE YOU SEEN THE STATE OFÂ QUEENSLAND?
I'm Judith the Director of The Nineapple  Pineapple  Show
We're making  a movie  about pineapples. Can you send someone to take us away?
I'm The Premier of Queensland, one of The Three Bees in the movie about palindromes. I'm a descendant of William Bligh set adrift by Mutineers on the Bounty
ANNA you are a real palindrome like HARPONOPRAH.
I've been encouraging people to read backwards for years with Harpo Productions. What about OPRAHSHARPO?
I'm Pineapple Pete the Premier of Queensland who worked my way up from The Pine Line at the Golden Circle Cannery.
I'm Sir Joh Bee Premier of Queensland. I'd like to thank Captain Pilot for flying the VIP's to my funeral
George Bee and I are great mates
I Â am not one of The Three Bees
My children are not The Three Bees in the movie about Queensland
Three Bees Ernie,Â
not four.
Three Bees Ernie,Â
not four.
Little Bees and Gees are born every day. One day they'll put a pineapple in space
We are not The Three Bees in the movie about pineapples inÂ
the Queensland Sunshine
I'm the Co-producer of the movie about The Surfer's Paradise Meter Maids. I've got a tie with little pineapples. Maxi Taxi 1089 did not turn up for my date with the Governor's wife
Everyone thinks I'm the Queen Bee of Queensland, but I'm not, I'm not.  My mother said I can be on The      Nineapple Pineapple Show
OK, I'm the boss of The Meter Maids and Nineapple Pineapple said I can be the Queen Bee of Queensland and I could sue who I liked in his movie about bullyingÂ
THE STATE OF QUEENSLAND AWARDS
  .....understand what  Nineapple Pineapple's movie is all about.     It's about The Bad Threes hiding in  The Pear Trees singing     with The Six behind The Wall of Bricks and The Three Bees.
You think a real woman who can talk, is better than a stuffed nun? Â You'e stuffed, Nineapple Pineapple you're stuffed. You want a real woman with a real daughter?
You'll pay for this, you'll pay for this.
Well, you asked what I really wanted, now you're carrying on about it. Besides you sleep with your carer, not me and you expect the world to believe you are Mrs Noughtfear The Number Nun. How can I know Molly is my real daughter?Â
Tread very carefully,
Dad.
Mrs Noughtfear is  The Queen Bee of Queensland.Â
I will never support quotas for  Bitches on Boards.
That's why I will be the Prime Minister of Australia.
THEÂ NINEAPPLE PINEAPPLEÂ SHOW
THE THREE BEESÂ BEE HEREÂ BEE THEREÂ BEE WHERE
I am your sunshine, your only sunshine, I'll make you happy when skies are grey.
I believe all witches are bitches and we don't same sex politicians taking over the Government. I believe all politicians should be allowed the same sex as eveyone else or else we can just ban all sex that is  not different from the same sex in Australia.
You and I must have the same sex as everyone else. Â Stick with me on this.
I believe same sex bisexual pawpaws should not be allowed the same sex as  politicians in Queensland unless they vote for same sex onions, but I will never allow Miss Piggy any opposite sex with a frog.
Same sex as us or not at all.
There are three types of Bee in Queensland:
THE BIG MOTHER BEES
THE BIG FATHER Â BEES
THE LITTLE Â BAY Â BEES