"STATE OF QUEENSLAND"
(This land is my land from Coolangatta to the Far North Islands. This land was made by Me and Mee)
Bees and Gees come out to see the State of Queensland, Queensland,
B-Beautiful Queensland, Please come out to see your Mees and Dees.
MuMees in Queensland? DaDees in Queensland? Meesland! B-Beautiful
Beesland. Please come out to see the State of Queensland, Q-Q-Queensland (seeBees and seeGees...seeMuMees and seeDaDees) Mrs Noughtfear 000
COMING SOON AUDITIONS FOR THE KEY CHARACTERS OF THE SMART STATE MOVIE
Anyone anywhere can be inThe Smart State Movie contact firstname.lastname@example.org
ONETWELVE = TWOELEVEN = WELOVETEN
SMART + STATE = QUEENSLAND 5 + 5 = 10
"So you are saying you are The Channel Nine Logo and The Father of The Wun Family of Queensland?
And you turn into the most disgusting pineapple in the movie to become the Father of all The Little Wuns
in Queensland? And Mrs Noughtfear is a Nun who becomes The Mother of Queensland who takes The
Little Wuns away. Between you, there are eight children that keep you apart.?"
"That's not quite right! In the movie The Number Nine is actually Nineapple Pineapple The Father and
Sun of Queensland, the Dumbest Pineapple, not the most disgusting pineapple. Whenever one of The
Little Wuns is missing I become The Smartest Pineapple in Queensland to find The Little Wun who is missing hiding in the Pear Trees singing with the six behind the Wall of Bricks.
Mrs Noughtfear will always be The None as far as I am concerned and I am Still The One who stands by
her but she's not The None I dream of. She's a psychonumeric chairsentient who claims she can read my
mind by smelling me. I am glad I am not chairsentient because I know very well her habits. We each have
different versions of where The Little Wuns came from.
She is confusing them by telling them they came from the Bottom of a None when I know for a fact all The
Little Ones came from the Top of a Nine with Nine Apples and we are Still The Wuns to this day, not her.
Some criticize me for marrying Three Nones as One Nun but Three Nones equal One None so I say it is
OK in Queensland. I mean what can you do with only One None? How could One None do all the work?
My role is very important for Queensland. Imagine Queensland without the letter L or the Unseen Lad in Queensland. What would we have in Queensland? Queens and Pineapples?"
MUM PLEASE TELL ME THE TRUTH. WHERE DID THE LITTLE WUNS COME FROM?
We all belong to The Wun Family Of Queensland my child. You are a cross between The Nun Family and The Sun Family of Queensland. Your father is really Nineapple PineappleThe Father and Sun of Queensland. I created him in my own imagination as a Disabled pineapple to save him from the cannery.
I am Mrs Noughtfear The Mother and Number Nun of Queensland. From my bottom came The Sun of Queensland. I told him to go away but The Sun of Queensland will always return. He is always embarassing me pretending to be a stuffed pineapple
in a wheelchair who can't support us anymore.
The Sun of Queensland wants to reign over us for a thousand years. He is so dumb he's on www.queenslandthedumbstate.com Now ask him what is his problem?
DAD PLEASE TELL ME THE TRUTH. WHERE DID THE LITTLE WUNS COME FROM?
Dream, Sea and Move the World in Queensland
If you want to see The Smart State Movie "Day For Daniel" you will have to use your imagination because someone keeps taking it away. Don't worry, it's easy. One second you have no idea then abracadabra you have an idea. Where do ideas come from? No ideas turn into ideas by magic from Nothing. They don't slowly evolve. Nothing just turns into Something by magic.
Once you get your first idea, just keep multiplying it and exchange your ideas with others. And if you haven't enough money to go to the movies you can recreate The Smart State Movie in your imagination. That's why Queensland is Smart.
Another Smart State Movie
Q U E E N S L A N D
P I N E A P P L E S
My father is really The Number Nine who plays the role of Nineapple Pineapple The Father and Sun of
Queensland who is disabled. He formed The Queensland Disabled Pineapple Association to find The
Little Wun who is missing. He is represented by the letter D in Queensland and whenever one of the
little wuns is missing, he keeps looking until he finds them.
I am one of the eight little wuns that keep our parents apart. We are four boys represented by the letters
L, U, N and A, and four girls represented by the letters S, E, E and N who play the role of The LUNA
brothers and The SEEN sisters in Queensland. Whenever one of The Little Wuns is missing, six plays
the role of THE UNSEEN LAD represented by the Letter L in Queensland. We're all Rainbow Children
stolen from South Australia.
QUEEN BEE MOTHER LITTLE BEES & GEES DISABLED DEE FATHER
Beware of your Mother child. She's into Australian Numerature, Queensland Disabled Pineapple Mathematics, Lite racy Numeracy, Six Education with The Bees and The Threes and Numeropoly Bored Games. She thinks she's so smart on her new site Queenslandthesmartstate.com. Now ask your Mother to tell The Truth for once, and don't tell her I've been talking about her. She's a Cross Woman from The Cross in New South Wales and now she's selling The Decimal System in Queensland.
Producers of Imaginary Movies in Queensland: A Smart State Initiative of The Beattie Government
Currently reproducing "Day For Daniel" How to find The Little One who is missing in Queensland
The former Premier walked the Pine Line at the Golden Circle Cannery when he was overcome with the idea that one day he would create The Smart State and registered Queensland as The Smart State to stop other states from being smart. Then the Smart Government came up with the idea to register QueenslandTheDumbState.com so that no other states could use it. Then another Premier came up with a Smart Idea to get rid of QueenslandTheSmartState.com and QueenslandTheDumbState.com to save money. Then I asked how much for the names and raised $9.99 each to stop other states getting too smart. QueenslandTheSmartState.com is now for The Mother of Queensland and QueenslandTheDumbState.com is now for The Father of Queensland.
And QueenslandTheSunshineState.com is for all the little wuns in the world to help their parents.
All numbers are equal except for my Mother the Number None, who is most equal. She acts like The
Queen Bee of Queensland and thinks She is above us all but She is really Nothing but a creator of Bee Problems. She plays the role of Mrs Noughtfear, The Number Nun, Three Nones which equal One Nun represented by 000 and the letter Q in Queensland.
Real 9 Apples Real People
THREE NONES WHO ARE ONE NUN EIGHT LITTLE WUNS ONE NINE FATHER & SUN
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CAR IN QUEENSLAND? THIS IS THE NOUGHTY CAR WHO TOOK ALL THE LITTLE WUNS AWAY FROM QUEENSLAND
THE LITTLE WUNS WERE HIDDEN UNDER THE BONNET OF THE NOUGHTY CAR
THE SMART STATE MOVIE WAS ABOUT THE LITTLE WUN WHO WAS MISSING
"DAY FOR DANIEL"
FEATURING REAL QUEENSLAND PINEAPPLES, NUMBERS AND PEOPLE
The Queensland Decimal System is different
It contains Literacy Numeracy and Six Education with The Bees and The Threes and The Fruit Roots
I know no fear I know no danger I know Nothing....Mrs Noughtfear 000 Psychonumeric Clairsentient Number Therapist
QUEENSLAND MADE A BIG PINEAPPLE MOVIE
NINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE WAS LOOKING FOR THE LITTLE ONE WHO WAS MISSING IN QUEENSLAND
NINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE AND THE THREE BEES
QUEENSLAND MADE A LITTLE PINEAPPLE MOVIE
STATE OF QUEENSLAND
THE SUNSHINE STATE
THE SMART STATE
STATE OF TAKING OFF
The movie is about my birthdate and how it applies to Queensland
QUEENSLAND MADE A BIG PINEAPPLE MOVIE
The Unseen Lad is missing in Queensland and is nowhere to be found. Who are you going to call? Call Nineapple Pineapple of The Queensland Disabled Pineapple Association. That's who. Only he knows
how to journey up The apple Tree Road to find The Unseen Lad hiding in The Pear Trees singing with
The Six behind The Wall of Bricks.
We are all pineapples in Queensland my child. Your mother thinks she is a Nun but she really is a None existing Nun. You did not come from the bottom of a Nun. That's disgusting. You came from the top of a Pineapple with Nine Apples.
Your mother is really a topless pineapple and she was once arrested for appearing topless in public. That's why she always covers her head like a Nun. I fathered you all from my top till I could bear no more fruit. That's how I ended up disabled in this wheelchair. Your mother calls me disabled but I never told anyone about her before.
She is not supposed to call me the most disabled pineapple in Queensland. She should refer to me as a pineapple with multiple disabilities from New South Wales.
She is always making negative inferences about me, calling me her Dumb Sun of Queensland, I am her husband and can prove it but don't really want to.
We were not created in the imagination of a Nothing None. We all evolved from Nothing. Pineapples came from pineapple tops and tops came from pineapples.
Chickens came from eggs and eggs came from chicken's bottoms until they could bear no more. That's disgusting but it's true.
WWW.THE STATE OF QUEENSLAND.COM
Produced at Filmwest by David Smith and Jon Noble with Captain Pilot featuring The Surfer's Paradise Meter Maids and The Queensland Multicops looking for The Little One who was missing in Queensland......................starring Ben Rogers as the star
Bee Here Bee There Bee Where
We have to remember The Three Bees when we go out
The movie is about Nineapple Pineapple and The Three Bees
QUEENSLAND MADE A BIG PINEAPPLE MOVIE ABOUT THE THREE BEES
From the story of Nineapple Pineapple and The Threes Bees came The Smart State Movie "Day For Daniel"
Always remember The Three Bees when you go out
WHO IS THE QUEEN BEE OF QUEENSLAND?
WHO ARE THE THREE BEES IN QUEENSLAND?
So you're The Q Bee of Q? What are you going to do about that silly pineapple on my land?
We've been trying to
get rid of him for years Ma'am, but he says he owns Queensland from Colangatta to the Far North Islands. He's a Queensland Icon. I con Queenslanders he says.
The Three Bees
Joh Anna Peter
KNOWHERE THEY ARE NOT
THEY ARE KNOWHERE
HAVE YOU SEEN THE STATE OF QUEENSLAND?
I'm Judith the Director of The Nineapple Pineapple Show
We're making a movie about pineapples. Can you send someone to take us away?
I'm The Premier of Queensland, one of The Three Bees in the movie about palindromes. I'm a descendant of William Bligh set adrift by Mutineers on the Bounty
ANNA you are a real palindrome like HARPONOPRAH.
I've been encouraging people to read backwards for years with Harpo Productions. What about OPRAHSHARPO?
I'm Pineapple Pete the Premier of Queensland who worked my way up from The Pine Line at the Golden Circle Cannery.
I'm Sir Joh Bee Premier of Queensland. I'd like to thank Captain Pilot for flying the VIP's to my funeral
George Bee and I are great mates
I am not one of The Three Bees
My children are not The Three Bees in the movie about Queensland
Three Bees Ernie,
Three Bees Ernie,
Little Bees and Gees are born every day. One day they'll put a pineapple in space
We are not The Three Bees in the movie about pineapples in
the Queensland Sunshine
I'm the Co-producer of the movie about The Surfer's Paradise Meter Maids. I've got a tie with little pineapples. Maxi Taxi 1089 did not turn up for my date with the Governor's wife
Everyone thinks I'm the Queen Bee of Queensland, but I'm not, I'm not. My mother said I can be on The Nineapple Pineapple Show
OK, I'm the boss of The Meter Maids and Nineapple Pineapple said I can be the Queen Bee of Queensland and I could sue who I liked in his movie about bullying
THE STATE OF QUEENSLAND AWARDS
.....understand what Nineapple Pineapple's movie is all about. It's about The Bad Threes hiding in The Pear Trees singing with The Six behind The Wall of Bricks and The Three Bees.
You think a real woman who can talk, is better than a stuffed nun? You'e stuffed, Nineapple Pineapple you're stuffed. You want a real woman with a real daughter?
You'll pay for this, you'll pay for this.
Well, you asked what I really wanted, now you're carrying on about it. Besides you sleep with your carer, not me and you expect the world to believe you are Mrs Noughtfear The Number Nun. How can I know Molly is my real daughter?
Tread very carefully,
Mrs Noughtfear is The Queen Bee of Queensland.
I will never support quotas for Bitches on Boards.
That's why I will be the Prime Minister of Australia.
THE NINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE SHOW
THE THREE BEES BEE HERE BEE THERE BEE WHERE
I am your sunshine, your only sunshine, I'll make you happy when skies are grey.
I believe all witches are bitches and we don't same sex politicians taking over the Government. I believe all politicians should be allowed the same sex as eveyone else or else we can just ban all sex that is not different from the same sex in Australia.
You and I must have the same sex as everyone else. Stick with me on this.
I believe same sex bisexual pawpaws should not be allowed the same sex as politicians in Queensland unless they vote for same sex onions, but I will never allow Miss Piggy any opposite sex with a frog.
Same sex as us or not at all.
There are three types of Bee in Queensland:
THE BIG MOTHER BEES
THE BIG FATHER BEES
THE LITTLE BAY BEES